Dear Diploma,
Thank you for the many amazing job opportunities that I now have lined up. I couldn't have done it without you.
Sincerely, Yeah Right.
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Dear Roommate,
Please stop trying to impregnate the shower drain. It doesn't work.
Sincerely, uses the same bathroom.
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Dear Atlantic Ocean,
Please stop being so wide, you're making my life difficult.
Sincerely, A girl missing a boy on the other side.
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Dear Boys,
Please realize I have a great personality!
Sincerely, Ugly
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Dear National Organization for Marriage,
Please finally realize that my gay friends have just as much right to ruin their lives as my straight friends do.
Sincerely, prettiest Democrat at the protest.
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Dear employer,
I daydream of the day when I can walk into work and tell you that I quit followed by a heartfelt f*#! you.
Sincerely, Miserable for Months.
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Dear cookies,
OM NOM NOM NOM.
Sincerely, Cookie Monster.
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